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HashSquatches

WokeFemmes

Urban Emperor

PBR Funk

Non-Fungible Blobz

Lazy Superheroes - Gen 2

Hedera Hustlers

Hedera Crowns

Hedera Arcade

Hash Crabs Gen 2.0

HANGRY BARBOONS

Ghouls and Fools

BarPunks

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ZuulSquatch, Formerly known as DanaSquatch, is in a strange predicament and in a highly unrelatable state. Her refrigerator started freaking out one day and a portal with a little glowing pyramid inside of it opened up behind the middle shelf of her fridge where she normally stores her greek yogurt and pickles. Grade AA eggs started hopping out of their styrofoam carton on to the tiled kitchen counter, while that stinky broccoli bunch started doing one handed pushups in front of the reflection of the toaster oven like some kinda handsome vegetable hunk. This made her drop a whole carton of milk on the floor. Not only was this all super spooky, but now she has to go back to the grocery store. Eggs and milk aren’t cheap these days. Well, that’s how she retells what she says happened anyway. CopelandSquatch does admit that he saw her the day of these events, but he won’t say if there was any type of transaction between them, he’s a gentleman and a professional mind you. ZuulSquatch insists that she is the gatekeeper, and she says she just knew there was some reason she kept putting food out for those gargoyle statues up on the rooftop of The Shandor Building. They are good boys! She keeps talking about a Key Master, she needs the Key Master, where is Key Master.... like shut the fuck up already lady! We don’t know! We are hearing there is some snarl-toothed and wiry strung out little dude in what can only be described as mildewy paper mache in the shape and style of thrift store formal wear, smelling like the air from the personal relief closet at the worst reviewed post office in the worst part of town, claiming to be the Key Master.  He keeps saying variations of: “Oh I’m the Key Master, [Unintelligible] [Unintelligible] Vince Clortho… I need the Gate Keeeper.. [Unintelligible].. Gozer…” but whatever, he stinks and his voice is raspy and annoying and the HashSquatches supervising him kinda want to just let him go and see what happens if he runs into that Gate Keeper lady, they are getting so tired of him. ZuulSquatch is beckoning the Key Master though, splayed out on the broken ledge of the mezzanine in tattered night-ware barking like a hellhound for him, while looking like a bolt of lightning in a 40 bottle made up like an illustrated new wave poster character from a mid-80s hair salon. It doesn’t seem like much can be done for her other than staying away and seeing what happens when she comes in contact with her other half. By the way, If you happen to see that Key Master character, tell him ZuulSquatch is looking for him, and her gate is open. -- HashSquatches are 1/1, 24x24 pixel art PFPs made with love using Pixel Studio and inspired by Crypto Punks and life in the Santa Cruz Mountains.

ZuulSquatch

Attribute Type	Attribute Value	Percent Owned	Trait Score
Background	Aura Blast, Chromatic Sparks	1.639%	1
Hair	Opalescent, Varying Lengths	1.639%	1
Age	Timeless	1.639%	1
Region	Unknown	1.639%	1
Vocation	Demigod	1.639%	1

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#61 ZuulSquatch#61

Background: Aura Blast, Chromatic Sparks
(1.639% have this)

Hair: Opalescent, Varying Lengths
(1.639% have this)

Age: Timeless
(1.639% have this)

Region: Unknown
(1.639% have this)

Vocation: Demigod
(1.639% have this)

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#61 ZuulSquatch

Collection Information

#61 ZuulSquatch#61

Background: Aura Blast, Chromatic Sparks(1.639% have this)

Hair: Opalescent, Varying Lengths(1.639% have this)

Age: Timeless(1.639% have this)

Region: Unknown(1.639% have this)